The Theft-Proof Custom Face Hoodie

She’s going to steal your hoodie anyway... might as well make it awkward.

Description:

Let’s be real: You don't own hoodies. You just lease them until she gets cold. It is a universal law of dating that your most comfortable sweatshirt will inevitably end up in her closet.

But we have found the loophole.

This custom all-over print hoodie is the ultimate "Theft Protection." By plastering her face all over the fabric, you create a paradox. When you wear it, you’re the devoted boyfriend showing off his beautiful partner. But if she steals it? She’s walking around wearing a collage of her own selfies.

It’s the only hoodie she might actually let you keep.

Why this hoodie is genius:

• The Narcissism Trap: It takes a special kind of confidence to wear a hoodie covered in your own face. This might be the only garment safe from her "borrowing."
• Relationship Insurance: On the off chance you actually get to wear it, you are sending a clear signal to everyone: "I am taken, and I am obsessed."
• Main Character Energy: Whether it's on you or stolen by her, this hoodie demands attention.
• Maximum Comfort: Soft, warm, and perfect for the movies (where she will inevitably say, "I'm cold," and the mind games begin).

How to order:

1. Upload: Choose her best selfie (or the one she hates, if you really want to ensure she never touches it).
2. We Customize: We tile the image for a 360-degree masterpiece.
3. You (Try To) Wear: Good luck keeping it, but at least you tried.

Upload your photo now and protect your assets.

This all-over printed pullover wraps a cherished moment in cozy warmth. Soft, medium-weight polyester holds every color and detail—your photo repeats across the fabric like a private wallpaper. Wear it for slow weekends, late-night walks, or when you want that memory close at hand. The roomy kangaroo pocket shelters cold fingers and small keepsakes. An adjustable hood lets you retreat when the world gets noisy. Constructed with custom cut-and-sewn panels, the image lines up across seams for a continuous, personal feel. It’s made and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, built to keep that snapshot vivid wash after wash.

Product features

- Full all-over print for bright, vibrant color coverage

- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm

- Adjustable hood with cut-to-length drawstring

- Durable, quick-drying 100% polyester medium-weight fabric

- Custom cut-and-sewn construction; assembled in the USA

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not bleach

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)