He’s Watching Custom Face Spandex Shorts
The perfect barrier between you and the gym creeper.
Description:
Love the freedom of spandex shorts but hate the unwanted attention that comes with them? We get it. It’s time to reclaim your workout.
Turn your backside into a Restricted Area. These custom all-over print spandex shorts are designed to stop wandering eyes in their tracks. By covering your shorts with a seamless pattern of your significant other's face, you ensure that anyone trying to catch a glimpse gets an immediate, awkward stare-down from him.
It’s the ultimate "mood killer" for gym creeps and the best way to focus on your fitness without the distractions.
Why these shorts are a gym bag essential:
- The Rear Guard: If they look, they have to lock eyes with your boyfriend, husband, or dad. It’s an instant deterrent.
- Main Character Energy: Wear what you want, when you want. You’re the protagonist; the creeps are just background noise.
- Seamless Coverage: We tile the photo perfectly across the fabric, ensuring there is no "safe space" for staring.
- Move with Confidence: Whether you're running, cycling, or squatting, these shorts offer flexibility, comfort, and a hilarious layer of protection.
How to order:
- Upload: Choose a photo where he looks like he means business (or one that’s just plain startling).
- We Customize: We create a custom pattern covering the spandex fabric.
- You Sweat: Enjoy your workout with your own personal security detail.
Upload your photo now and tell the gym creeps: Eyes off the merchandise.
These snug shorts bring everyday movement to life with a soft, brushed faux-suede feel and vibrant, edge-to-edge print. Lightweight and sweat-managing, they move with you through morning runs, living-room dance sessions, or weekend coffee walks. The skinny fit sits close to the body for a streamlined silhouette while the moisture-wicking polyester blend keeps skin dry and comfortable. Bright, crisp printing preserves photos and patterns so your chosen design stays bold wash after wash. Wear them for active days, cozy evenings at home, or those casual outings when you want comfort without sacrificing personality.
Product features
- Moisture-wicking 95% polyester, 5% spandex keeps you dry during activity
- Soft, brushed faux-suede finish for a gentle, lightweight touch
- Vibrant, all-over printing maintains bright, crisp colors
- Skinny fit designed for a close, streamlined silhouette
- Printed-in size and care label with white thread detailing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Line dry
- Do not bleach
- Hand wash
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